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As a blonde crawls out of her wrecked car
, the local sheriff asks her what happened.
The blonde began,
"It was the strangest thing!
I looked up and saw a tree
, so I swerved to the right.
Then I saw another tree, so I swerved to left. 
Then there was another tree,
and another and another ..."
The sheriff thought
for a minute and then said, "Mam ...
I don't know how to tell you this,
but the only thing even resembling a tree 
on this road for thirty miles 
is your air freshener."
, the local sheriff asks her what happened.The blonde began,
"It was the strangest thing! I looked up and saw a tree, so I swerved to the right. Then I saw another tree, so I swerved to left. Then there was another tree,and another and another ..."The sheriff thought
for a minute and then said, "Mam ... I don't know how to tell you this, but the only thing even resembling a tree on this road for thirty miles is your air freshener."
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dont sass me